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« on: November 03, 2009, 10:16:23 PM »
Quite simple. What is your favourite joke?

This isn't a great joke but hopefully it'll make you chuckle. I wrote it myself so...

One day my dad received an envelope in the post. He gleefully ran to collect it and quickly tore the paper open. He then turned the enclosed magazine to page 3 and started drooling. "Look at the size of those!" he said. As I peered over his shoulder I saw that he was reading fisherman's weekly and was admiring the size of some monster trout.

Ok that was rubbish. Maybe you can do better?
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 10:18:25 PM »
hahahahahahahahahah ahahahahah

LMAO PMSL LOL ROFL

Best joke ever!!!



























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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 10:19:53 PM »
Slow night tonight eh?
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 10:22:55 PM »
is that a joke?

leave the writing of the jokes to the professionals
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 11:02:25 PM »
*awaits the deletion of the 3 pointless threads Elliot has made*
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 11:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Simo60 on November 03, 2009, 11:02:25 PM
*awaits the deletion of the 3 pointless threads Elliot has made*

It must be more than that surely?
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 11:05:41 PM »
Quote from: Simo60 on November 03, 2009, 11:02:25 PM
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 11:39:08 PM »
Quote from: Redandproud on November 03, 2009, 11:09:15 PM
I am a big fan of elliot.

Stop winding him up, he'll drop the m-bomb.

And you know how destructive those can be.

Yeah, if you keep winding me up I might be forced to make new threads!
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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 11:39:48 PM »
Quote from: elliotgc on November 03, 2009, 11:39:08 PM
Yeah, if you keep winding me up I might be forced to make new threads!

It will be called Favourite Thread I reckon, go on do it.
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2009, 02:59:19 AM »
I'd get banned if I told my favourite joke
It's the world we live in,nowadays
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I can tell a ****** joke, but, I can't tell a **** joke

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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2009, 08:02:29 AM »
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are camping, 3 o'clock in the morning Holmes wakes Watson up.

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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2009, 07:21:16 PM »
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2009, 07:32:20 PM »
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2009, 07:32:52 PM »
Everton Football Club/ and there Fans
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2009, 07:34:20 PM »
Quote from: MrBigBollocks4-1 on November 04, 2009, 07:32:52 PM
Everton Football Club/ and there Fans

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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2009, 07:51:21 PM »
Quote from: elliotgc on November 03, 2009, 10:16:23 PM
Quite simple. What is your favourite joke?

This isn't a great joke but hopefully it'll make you chuckle. I wrote it myself so...

One day my dad received an envelope in the post. He gleefully ran to collect it and quickly tore the paper open. He then turned the enclosed magazine to page 3 and started drooling. "Look at the size of those!" he said. As I peered over his shoulder I saw that he was reading fisherman's weekly and was admiring the size of some monster trout.

Ok that was rubbish. Maybe you can do better?


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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2009, 08:05:52 PM »
A man walks into a shop and the woman behind the counter asks what he would like. He says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I said I wanted a KitKat, you fat bitch."
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 10:26:22 AM »
Man walks into a blacksmiths;

Man - any jobs going?
Blacksmith - do you have any experience?
Man - experience in what?
Blacksmith - well have you ever shoed a horse?
Man - no but i once told a donkey to fuck off
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