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« on: February 07, 2010, 12:17:04 PM »
I know people think I make these up but there were plenty of witnesses to this including Mooro:

Random Yank: Am I meeting you for a ticket?

Me: I don't think so mate. Who are you?

RY. Are you the guy from Graig's list I'm meeting for a ticket in here?

Me: What's Craig's list? Never heard of it.

RY: It's an Internet site. Somebody off there said he'd meet me in here to give me a ticket.

Me: What's his name?

RY: Don't know.

Me: What's his user name on the site?

RY: Don't know.

Me: What's his phone number?

RY: Don't know.

Me: So you're supposed to be meeting somebody in here who is supposed to have a ticket for you, you don't know his name, you don't know what he looks like and you don't know his phone number. Sounds like you've been had off mate.

RY: No money changed hands. He said to meet him in here.

Me: Well you're very lucky. It's nearly 12 o'clock so he's not coming. You've had the piss taken out of you but at least you've lost no money.

RY: Have you got a ticket to sell?

Me: It's your lucky day mate.
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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 12:22:16 PM »
craig's list is a bit similar to gumtree.com. 
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 12:23:14 PM »
Craig's list is a bit similar to gumtree.com.  

Bit naive that yank by the sounds of it...but then again, a lot of them are for some reason.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 12:30:04 PM »
Ha Ha he was fucking thick him!
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 12:52:25 PM »
sounds like the bloke got sorted by complete chance for the biggest game of the season at 45 minutes before kick off...

when your lucks in eh!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 12:54:49 PM »
You had a spare 45mins before kick off for our biggest home game of the year? How the hell did that come about?!
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 12:55:20 PM »
Jammy fucker.
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 02:12:13 PM »
Lucky bastard, bet he was made up. Then again, he probably wouldn't realise how lucky he was.
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 03:45:22 PM »
Well I did end up with a couple of spares and nobody was snapping my hands off for them so he got lucky by being in the right place at the right time. I actually had to take the kids part of an adult/child ticket in with me as I couldn't get rid. Bit mad that. The Yank was very appreciative to be fair and gave me a nice big tip to show it.
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2010, 03:57:00 PM »
Quote from: Pepes Bald Head on February 07, 2010, 12:55:20 PM
Jammy fucker.

My words exactly.
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2010, 09:19:39 PM »
Quote from: PETER_EVO on February 07, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
I actually had to take the kids part of an adult/child ticket in with me as I couldn't get rid. Bit mad that.

There were two empty seats next to me and our Joey yesterday, mad innit?

At least we had somewhere to rest our coats, jester hats, hotdogs, foam hands....
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 09:22:57 PM »
Quote from: TAFKARC on February 07, 2010, 09:19:39 PM
There were two empty seats next to me and our Joey yesterday, mad innit?

At least we had somewhere to rest our coats, jester hats, hotdogs, foam hands....

There were 3 I think, in the row in front of me to the right, in 127. Handy to put my cape and rattle on.
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2010, 11:57:54 PM »
How much did you charge him?
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2010, 10:31:02 AM »
Quote from: PETER_EVO on February 07, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
. I actually had to take the kids part of an adult/child ticket in with me as I couldn't get rid.

Fucks sake Peter, hope that wasn't the one I gave you.
I feel a bit shit about that, sorry mate.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2010, 11:08:06 AM »
Quote from: Molby on February 08, 2010, 10:31:02 AM
Fucks sake Peter, hope that wasn't the one I gave you.
I feel a bit shit about that, sorry mate.

No it wan't mate. It was my mate Kav's. Posts on here as Kav.
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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2010, 04:50:28 PM »
Im sure when i was there Peter some lad just walked up to you and said.....

Lad...Ive heard you sell tickets

Peter...Who said that?

Lad... I just heard you do and im looking for some Man Utd away tickets

Peter... Even if i did sell tickets what makes you think id sell you tickets when i dont even know you


His face was a picture when you said that
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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 05:15:20 PM »
Quote from: BIG WAL on February 07, 2010, 11:57:54 PM
How much did you charge him?

What's it got to do with you Dave ?
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 05:27:45 PM »
Quote from: tinman1 on February 08, 2010, 04:50:28 PM
Im sure when i was there Peter some lad just walked up to you and said.....

Lad...Ive heard you sell tickets

Peter...Who said that?

Lad... I just heard you do and im looking for some Man Utd away tickets

Peter... Even if i did sell tickets what makes you think id sell you tickets when i dont even know you


His face was a picture when you said that
Haha what a wopper. I mean even if Peter did know him the chance of a spare for UTD away would be slim and it would go to regulars such as those who post on here. That yank story cracked me up but aslong as u didnt get stuck with one then thats sound Evo.
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 05:31:41 PM »
Quote from: BIG WAL on February 07, 2010, 11:57:54 PM
How much did you charge him?

£250
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 05:32:28 PM »
Quote from: tinman1 on February 08, 2010, 04:50:28 PM
Im sure when i was there Peter some lad just walked up to you and said.....

Lad...Ive heard you sell tickets

Peter...Who said that?

Lad... I just heard you do and im looking for some Man Utd away tickets

Peter... Even if i did sell tickets what makes you think id sell you tickets when i dont even know you


His face was a picture when you said that

Yes, that was another one Phil.
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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2010, 05:34:30 PM »
Quote from: BIG WAL on February 07, 2010, 11:57:54 PM
How much did you charge him?

FFS Dave!  crying

Quote from: PETER_EVO on February 08, 2010, 05:31:41 PM
£250

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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2010, 05:34:44 PM »
Quote from: butts_lfc on February 08, 2010, 05:27:45 PM
Haha what a wopper. I mean even if Peter did know him the chance of a spare for UTD away would be slim and it would go to regulars such as those who post on here. That yank story cracked me up but aslong as u didnt get stuck with one then thats sound Evo.

pass us the bucket...
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2010, 05:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Ben on February 08, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 06:48:26 PM »
Quote from: PETER_EVO on February 08, 2010, 05:42:56 PM
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he's stating the fuckin obvious really.
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« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2010, 09:18:22 PM »
Quote from: PETER_EVO on February 08, 2010, 05:31:41 PM
£250

I hope £210 is going to charity
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