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Offline torben-picnic

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Limericks....ala Benny Hill!
« on: October 29, 2007, 11:18:13 AM »
Seein' as though me and Evo are on a roll I thought I'd open up this post to get some more
so Limerick on you big Limerickers :;D:

her's one to get ya goin


There once was a young holy roller,
Had a boy friend attempt to console her.
She'd went down on his cock,
That was hard as a rock...
Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar.


And the young boys said unto him.......go up bald head, go up......so I did, rose like a salmon and nodded the ball home, 1 nil ;-)

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Re: Limericks....ala Benny Hill!
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 12:08:50 PM »
There once was a man from Nantucket,

Shit, forgot the rest.
Justice for the 96.

Loving Liverpool from afar.

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Re: Limericks....ala Benny Hill!
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 02:03:33 PM »
There was a young Liverpool whore
Half of Gl;dstone Dock had been through 'er
The smell of her twat
Killed a fourteen inch rat
that had lived all it's life in a sewer.